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Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Steve Carell Interview

The Onion's entertainment section, A.V. Club, has an interview with former Daily Show correspondent and star of the new movie 40-Year-Old Virgin, Steve Carell.

The A.V. Club: So, you're a big movie star now.

Steve Carell: Oh, yeah, right. I don't know about that, but man, this is all very surreal. Seriously, it's all very strange and surreal.

AVC: A good place to start would be at the beginning: Were you a funny guy growing up?

SC: No. Not at all. I tend not to be someone who's on all the time, or is always trying to make other people laugh. Because my wife [Nancy Walls] was on Saturday Night Live, and she's very smart and funny, people sometimes ask whether our home life is a continuous laugh riot, and it couldn't be further from that. We enjoy each other, we make each other laugh, but it's not George Burns and Gracie Allen banter constantly. It's changing diapers and chasing kids and... you know. We're very normal.

AVC: You're just an average everyday Joe?

SC: Just an average, everyday person with servants.

AVC: They take care of your children so you can feel free to—

SC: I have all the photo ops with my children so people perceive us to be very hands-on. You have to pick your moments.

The rest of the interview

The Onion also features a newly designed Web site, akin to the straight forward layout of serious publications like the Washington Post and NY Times.

They've also opened up free access to their online archives, previously a subscription service.

Monday, August 29, 2005

The Daily Nightly

In addition to taking over for Tom Brokaw on NBC's The Nightly News, Brian Williams is also heading an NBC blog called "The Daily Nightly". The blog provides a transparent view into some of the decisions made in the NBC newsroom and an account of the news-gathering process, as well as a daily roundup of stories featured on the tv program.

Williams' latest post describes how the NBC crew is covering hurricane Katrina in New Orleans:
We're about to attempt to get a few hours sleep from our 10th floor hotel rooms. Our wake-up calls will come insanely early, and the few "down" hours we'll have can't really be called sleep.

New Orleans is ready and worried. Bourbon Street is desolate — the first time in my memory. This great, different world of a city is transformed by this approaching monster with a 32-mile-wide eye. We'll technically have to violate the curfew and take temporary leave of our senses to make the two-mile drive to our satellite truck. Weather permitting, we'll report for the Today show every hour on the hour.

But for now we're in a rain band, the wind is starting, there's brilliant lightning and we're under both a hurricane warning and a tornado warning. I will, like everyone else, have a flashlight at my side all night. The power will go out... it always does. We'll see what Katrina does to this sunken city, and we'll do it safely. See you on the air.
NY Times article: An Anchor by Evening, a Blogger Any Time

On a different note... this is The New Vernacular's 100th post!

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Dave Eggers, the author of A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (a great read, by the way) is the founder and editor of McSweeney's, a publishing house that features the works of both prominent and upcoming authors in a somewhat quarterly journal.

The publishing house also has a Web site, McSweeney's Internet Tendency that features shorter bits by many of the same authors.

Michael Ian Black has a few features on the site, including "What I Would be Thinking About if I Were Billy Joel Driving Toward a Holiday Party Where I Knew There was Going to be a Piano".

I'm not doing it. I'm just not. I know I say the same thing every year, but this time I mean it—I am not playing it this year. Seriously, how many times can I possibly be expected to play that stupid song? I bet if you counted the number of times I've played it over the years, it probably adds up to, like, a jillion. I'm not even exaggerating. One jillion times. Well, not this year.

This year, I'm just going to say, "Sorry, folks, I'm only playing holiday songs tonight." Yeah, that's a good plan. That's definitely what I'm going to do, and if they don't like it, tough cookies. It'll just be tough cookies for them.

Friday, August 26, 2005

My birthday's coming up...


Imagine how great this blog would look on eight 20" flat screens.

Although I'm sure no one cares, this Dell supercomputer has dual Xeon 3.2 GHz processors, 4GB 266 MHz DDR SDRAM, two 146GB 10K RPM SCSI drives, 8X DVD+RW/+R and 16X DVD, and two Colorgraphic Xentera GT 4 Video Cards.

Original Engadget post

Thursday, August 25, 2005

A lot has changed in the last 20 years

Beloit College puts out a "mindset" list each year of things that are true for the current freshman class that haven't been for their predecessors. Some examples from my class, the class of 2007:

1. Ricky Nelson, Richard Burton, Samantha Smith, Laura Ashley, Orson Welles, Karen Ann Quinlan, Benigno Aquino, and the U.S. Football League have always been dead.

3.
Iraq has always been a problem.

22.
They have never gotten excited over a telegram, a long distance call, or a fax.

23. The Osmonds are just talk show hosts.

24. Undergraduate college athletes have always been a part of the NBA and NFL draft.

33. Banana Republic has always been a store, not a puppet government in Latin America.

42. Michael Eisner has always been in charge of Disney.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Wisconsin = #1 party school

According to the U.S. News and World Report college rankings, Wisconsin ranks #1 in beer drinking and partying.

Here's the story.

UW-Madison Chancellor John Wiley dismissed the report as "junk science that results in a day of national media coverage."

The chairman of the campus student government, though, said many students would take pride in the ranking considering the university's other reputation as a top academic institution.

U.S. News and World Report ranked UW-Madison No. 34 among national universities in its annual survey last week.

"It just shows that we work hard but we play hard also," said Eric Varney, chair of the Associated Students of Madison.

The UW's response to the survey

Chancellor Wiley may be right in describing the study as "junk science", but he should also remember that it also attracts those East Coast kids paying their hefty out-of-state tuition.

Thanks to, interestingly enough, Rocketboom.

Google Speaks


Google launched "Google Talk" today, an Instant Messaging client similar to AIM and Yahoo Messenger. Google raises the bar by including a phone-call type feature that lets you speak to others with Google Talk for free (I haven't tested the program yet so I can't comment on the quality). Also, in true Google form, the client lacks any sort of advertising besides the Google logo sitting atop the program window. The program seems similar to DeadAIM, the bare-bones 3rd party version of AIM that I use at home.

I really hate the pop-up windows and ads that AIM tries to make you view, and all of the stupid buttons and features that they try to include. I just want to talk to people. I have an internet browser for all that other stuff.

Jon Stewart and company on the future of television

The cover story of the September issue of Wired magazine is an interview with Jon Stewart and the executive producer of The Daily Show, Ben Karlin on the future of television and the internet, and the role that The Daily Show plays in that evolution.

Some excerpts:

Wired: Let me ask you about the Crossfire thing - not about your critique of that show, but about the reaction to it.
Stewart: Ben was there, by the way. I remember looking out into the audience and seeing his face and realizing, "I guess this isn't going well."
Karlin: Well, we had hand signals, and before the show I made the mistake of saying that this [drawing his finger across his throat] meant "Keep on going, great, do the exact same thing." So I was frantically doing this [draws finger across throat fast].

What was the symbol for stop supposed to be?
Karlin: [Gives thumbs-up.]
Stewart: It was a stupid way to do it.

What do you make of the quality of television now?
Karlin: I firmly believe that the number of quality programs on television right now is probably higher than it has ever been.
Stewart: It's a constant level of goodness.

What is that level?
Stewart: I'd say it's around 12 percent. I'd say 12 percent goodness, 88 percent crapola. I'm calling it the Goodness Theorem. The goodness is a constant, like pi, and it stays that way. What happens is, as the environment expands around it, the goodness expands at the exact same rate. So the ratio of goodness to crapola remains the same. And the percentage of goodness on network TV is probably the same as 30 years ago.

So applying your Goodness Theorem, if you start putting real content online, then you're going to get more outlets for good stuff.
Karlin: Sure. But it's not done that easily. Obviously, there was this first wave of people during the bubble who thought, "Oh my god, we can put TV on the Internet," and all those people, all that money, went into all these digital things, Internet network plans, everything like that. And they are all pretty much gone. They were probably too soon, and the technology and the bandwidth weren't there. The stuff that works on the Internet right now is short things that don't really need production quality or anything that has an underground guerrilla quality to it.
Stewart: The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom. That's all it is. All those media companies say, "We're going to make a killing here." You won't because it's still only as good as the content.

Yet there's a lot of venture capital going into video-delivery technologies that could allow more shows to go online. Isn't there something promising about new ways to watch television?
Stewart: Sure. But how much do you need TV to be available in convenient form? It already is convenient - we have the DVR. Do you need TV on your watch as you walk from your cell phone to your BlackBerry? At what point do we get saturated enough to say, "OK, I get it! We can get anything we want at any time! Let's go sit around a large table and eat a meal in silence"? Sometimes this shit's just overkill.
It's good to see that Stewart and the gang are focusing their efforts on the quality of their content, while still monitoring the way it's digested by their audience. These guys "get it", but they're not willing to waste their time overanalyzing the technology behind it. They leave that to "the guys in white coats". Essentially, it means that we'll continue getting quality material from the guys who coined the phrase "Mess-o-potamia".

Stewart's makes a great point about how media saturation can only go so far. There's no reason to be watching a screen every waking minute of the day. There's a lot to be said for a couple minutes of silent reflection, or staring off into space.

And we're back

I just got back from vacation, my new room still has boxes all over, I'm already back at work and I realized I forgot to bring towels and sheets to my new apartment. That being said, I've got all kinds of stuff to post. It may take a while, but there's some good stuff coming. It's just going to be in small doses, over the period of however long I feel like it should take.

So as not to shock you with too much amazing new content, I'll start with a Dibert analysis of cable broadcast journalism.

Thanks to Lost Remote.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Audio post from Boston

this is an audio post - click to play

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Vacation

I'm moving over the next couple of days, then I'm heading out to Boston and NYC for vacation with my family next week, so I'll be "out of the office" for a while. Posting will be non-existent for a couple weeks, but hopefully I'll have plenty of pictures to post when I get back. We've got tickets to a Red Sox game and a Mets game, as well as visits to plenty of other places, so there should be plenty of photo opportunists.

I can't wait to sit in a cafe in the North End, hang out at Fenway, see the Statue of Liberty and hopefully catch Jon Stewart in action. Should be a good trip.

Any suggestions of other things I should do or see?

Monday, August 08, 2005

57-56 sounds great

The Brew Crew (56-56) is at .500 coming out of the roadtrip to New York and Philadelphia. Let's hope they can get above the mark by eeking out a couple of wins in the three-game series with St. Louis (70-41) that begins tonite.

It's good to see media covering media

Josh Mankiewicz of Dateline NBC just did a story on why the American media devotes so much airtime to missing white women, when they are only a fraction (albeit a large fraction) of Americans gone missing each year.

According to Mankiewicz's report: "No one is claiming that every missing-persons story should get a place on the news — there are almost 50,000 people in the FBI's database of missing persons cases. But consider this: most of those missing adults are men. Almost 30 percent of those abducted or kidnapped are black."

Obviously, these statistics aren't even close to representing the kinds of stories that appear every day on the evening news and cable news networks.

It isn't necessarily bad to be covering these stories. But I think that it begins to be harmful when cable news anchors go too far in speculation on the details of these cases and when these stories begin to overshadow many of the more important, and frankly, more interesting stories that are out there. My message to the media: It's a big world. Start covering it.

Steve Safran, editor of Lost Remote, has a post about his experiene in Aruba and his take on coverage of Natalee Holloway's disappearance. Link

MSNBC did another story about the same topic in late July:
Damsels in distress
If you’re missing, it helps to be young, white and female

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

A "student bill of rights"?

I think it should be my right not to have to hear state lawmakers invoke the term "bill of rights" in any legislation without my direct approval.

One of my professors from last year, Greg Downey, is blogging about a "student bill of rights" that has been proposed in the state legislature by Rep. Marlin Schneider, D-Wisconsin Rapids.

Prompted by a few bad experiences Schneider had with the University system, the bill attempts to regulate weights for text books and prevent professors from assigning texts the professor has written without approval from the student government.

It's not like a professor might actually know, write and publish information about the subject she's teaching.

From the La Crosse Tribune Article:
Specifically, the bill would:

- Require an instructor to approve or deny a request to add a course within five days of the request.

— Require the suspension of all parking rules for the week preceding and following each semester.

— Require grades to be submitted no later than 10 days after the final examination for the course.

— Prohibit an instructor from requiring students to purchase or use a textbook the instructor has authored unless student government approves.

— Require the chancellor to revoke tenure of a faculty member or deduct six months' pay for an untenured instructor whose academic advising causes a student to be enrolled at least one semester more than he or she otherwise would have been enrolled.

— Prohibit an instructor from requiring students to complete a course evaluation until after the final examination is given.

— Requires by 2012 that audio or video recordings of all lectures and course sections be made available for downloading on the Internet.

— Require an instructor who adopts the policy of reducing the grades of a student due to illness resulting in absenteeism to state that policy in writing, and permit a student to appeal any decision based on that policy to the appropriate academic dean.

— Require an instructor to excuse the absence of a student whose family member, fiance, or fiancee dies or becomes extremely ill, and to allow a student to take any examination missed because of a funeral of a family member, fiance or fiancee.

— Require an instructor to meet with a parent or guardian who wants to discuss academic performance within a week, as long as the student approves in writing.

— Limit the work day of a medical intern to 16 hours.

— Prohibit the Board of Regents from entering into a contract that grants naming rights to a university arena, playing field or stadium.

— Direct the state Department of Public Instruction, the UW Board of Regents and the Technical College Board to adopt maximum weight standards for textbooks.

A "bill of rights" may sound good, but like the "taxpayer's bill of rights", this bill may end up putting harmful restraints on those whose job it is to create these policies in the first place. It just may be that, since it is their job, they might know a little more about the details of the administration process than a state representative.

Oh, and you'd think that in the creation of a "student bill of rights", they might ask for some input from students. As it stands, the bill is much more a "student's parents' bill of ways to intrude on the administrative process of the university system".

I doubt too many students feel that it should be their right to "Require the chancellor to revoke tenure of a faculty member or deduct six months' pay for an untenured instructor whose academic advising causes a student to be enrolled at least one semester more than he or she otherwise would have been enrolled." In fact, a good number of students would consider that to be some pretty good advising.

Professor Downey has some thoughtful analysis of the bill's extraneous nature:
Some of these wildly unrelated proposals might sound like "common sense" at first blush. But the idea that the state assembly needs to micromanage such rules and regulations for the whole university system (including the flagship research school UW-Madison, consistently ranked in the top tier of public universities across the nation) is something of an insult.

Unlike, say, regulation over privately-owned, non-democratic, secretive, individually-competing capitalist business firms, the state university system is a coordinated, cooperating, open to public scrutiny, and democratically-operating institution. Faculty serve both within departments and within the university as a whole to make policy and evaluate that policy. Paid administrators, lawyers, and human resources specialists balance those faculty decisions with professional, legal, and bureaucratic expertise.

If there is anything that legislators Schneider and Kreibich -- or any of their constituents -- would like to object to with regard to the way the university works, they already have a well-functioning mechanism to make those recommendations or air those issues.

Anyone interested in "the relations between information/communication technology, global political-economy, and the lived world of human labor" would benefit from visiting Professor Downey's blog, Uncovering Information Labor.